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Last Will and Testiment of Trent B. Wild

I've been thinking these days about funerals (for obvious reasons), and decided to outline what I want done with my corpse. I want a viking funeral. I want to be put in a wooden boat, set aflame and set adrift on a lake at sunset. I told Diane about this, but she doesn't think they'll let me "float a flaming corpse on a lake". So, I've thought of a way around it. I want to be cremated, THEN put in a wooden boat.... That way, there will be no half charred body floating around in the lake. I want to be burned (on the lake) with my sword, my staff and rings, so that they will go with me into the afterlife.
As for my possessions, I don't have much. I guess Diane can have everything, but I'd like her to either auction whatever she doesn't want (ie: my comics, toys, etc) and give the money to childrens charity or give the toys and comics to childrens charity. My books are for my sister, who I think could use them, and my writings should be gathered and somehow given to my son, Chad. My sister, Christine, will know how to find him.
I don't suppose this is binding, in anyway, or legal, but it's written so it has to count for something.

posted by September @ 7:19 AM