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Myagi's Pests

I had the craziest dream last night. I was living in this humongus house on an acreage with a couple other people, one of whom may have been my sister. Pat Morita shows up at my house with a large sandwich bag that has 10 giant millipedes in it. They were all spiny and poisonous, and for some reason in a sandwich bag. He tells me to take care of them, and not to lose sight of them. They're in a sandwich bag. I can't stress this enough.

So I wander around for a bit with this bag of venomous creepy crawlies, when two of my cousins show up at the house and pull into the garage. Trevor drives his truck in all crazy and crashes into the wall and Cory is on a dirt bike, and pulls in sanely. I went to check it out, and turns out the government is trying to hunt them down. We drove around the back moutain roads for a bit, a la Steve McQueen, and I ended up back at the house, where my millipedes are still in the sandwich bag....

But there are only six in it now. Four have obviously escaped. I start to frantically run around looking for something to pick up and store the millipedes in, finally concluding once and for all that sandwich bags are better for sandwiches. I see them out the corner of my eye for the rest of the dream, but I never ended up catching them again.

posted by September @ 9:28 AM