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"Marie, I didn't do a project. But then I thought, since I'm not here for credits, it really didn't matter.""Then why didn't you sign up to audit the class?"
"Audit? I'm pretty sure I did...."
-Trent to his AH101 instructor on Projects Are Due Day
"Sorry dude, I didn't know you were sleeping."
"Nope, no worries. What's going on?"
"Oh, uh, I just wanted to let you know we're doing poker this friday at *censored* so you should come."
"Um, ok. I'm not really sure what I have going on yet. I'll check with Di..."
"Remeber that thing I was joking about last week?"
"No. What thing?"
Silence.
"Fuck off. Tim, she's not pregnant."
"Well, she's a couple weeks late...."
-Trent's dumb ass friend on Waking Me Up To Tell Me the Woman He Left His Wife For is Having His Baby
2 Comments:
Me or Tim?
tim. if he wanted to remove himself from the shackles of domestication he certainly fucked that up nicely.
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